hurt day

Raspberry: What day is it today?
Me: Sunday.
Raspberry: No, I mean like the first or the second.
Me: Oh, it’s the fifteenth.
Raspberry: Every July 15th, it’s going to be Hurt Day. You try to get as hurt as possible.
Me: Riiiight. Um, go spread the word.

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Raspberry: I was trying to see my bones.
Me: Why?
Raspberry: Because it’s Hurt Day and you try to get as hurt as possible. I used a scissors to trim my skin so I can see my bones.
Me: If you want to look at your bones, you’ll need an x-ray for that.
Raspberry: I don’t have an x-ray, so I had to use my scissors. And then I had to wash my scissors because they were covered in blood. Because I have blood, right?

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2 responses

  1. Good idea. I need to mark it on the calendar as a reminder for next year.

    July 15, 2012 at 8:45 pm

  2. You and me both!

    July 17, 2012 at 4:29 am

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