Raspberry: What day is it today?
Raspberry: No, I mean like the first or the second.
Me: Oh, it’s the fifteenth.
Raspberry: Every July 15th, it’s going to be Hurt Day. You try to get as hurt as possible.
Me: Riiiight. Um, go spread the word.
Raspberry: I was trying to see my bones.
Raspberry: Because it’s Hurt Day and you try to get as hurt as possible. I used a scissors to trim my skin so I can see my bones.
Me: If you want to look at your bones, you’ll need an x-ray for that.
Raspberry: I don’t have an x-ray, so I had to use my scissors. And then I had to wash my scissors because they were covered in blood. Because I have blood, right?Advertisements